A confession session

Parents- I appreciate you getting married and have kids and changing diapers ok I am lazy and I don't want to have kids I'm like a thief ... I enjoy watching your under age minor children in supermarkets Thank you for allowing me to see the beauty of your minor under 18 kids I enjoy watching them They're beautiful They have your eyes .. No I am not a pedophile I just enjoy watching the beauty of your kids and grandkids --huhnkie for u.s. president!?