Fiction: huhnkie on the run

Hey- What are we? What are we doing here? I'll tell Ya ... We are secret lovers An occult Some strange and weird stuff.. .. We are good ones however We advocate for love and peace and ethics ... huhnkie? He's just a monkey. We'll cook him in the oven and eat him altogether Like we are Jesus' flesh and drank his blood. ... "Huhnkie will not sit there and take it when you people come crucify me. "Huhnkie is a survivalist, not suicidalist like Jesus. "Huhnkie is better than Jesus." ... Oh in that case. Huhnkie is an antichrist. Let's witch hunt him. We know where he lives. Come on guys and gals. Pitch fork and torches and hanging ropes and guns. Let's raid him. ... "Huhnkie may have to leave america. "Huhnkie wants freedom and america hates his freedom. "What country or planet would welcome his freedom of thoughts." ..