A pedophile joke

You young people You don't understand how this world works So let me teach You . .. Long time ago I bribed Your parents, Your grandparents, and Your teachers ... And they trust me So they gladly gave me You ... So You are here with me now And every night I whisper in Your pretty young ears "I love You- "You are beautiful-" ... Now You accuse me of being a pedophile ... Not gonna work Ok //xD