A fiction story

~~ a human story ~~ Hi everybody ☺️ My name is Hooli Li I am the proud son of My Mother Ms. Wula La And a man named hunki li And here is my story ... ... ... About ten years ago Ms. La was about 32 years young And this one Mr. Li was 37 years old I do not know the details I do not know how they met ... He offered her a nice dinner date And then he invited her To a nice hotel room ... He wore a male contraceptive But Perhaps it was out of shelf life He doesn't go out often So it may have been Over the expiration date ... Nine months after that day I was born And he was gone ... Ms. La kindly raised me For ten years And she sent me to a school 🏫 ... ... ... And this humanology school 🏫 It has this Mr. Principal man And he gave us a speech 💬 ... I saw him ... Then I knew That He Is My Father 👨 ... ... ... So I went to his principal's office 🏬 🏢 ... And I put him on a choke hold And he said "... who... who are you..." And I said, 'Hi hunki daddi li. My name is hooli li. 'I am your son. 'You ran away from my mommy and me. 'You owe us 10 years worth of child support money. 'And you're gonna give it to me today. 'Or else.' ... ... ... And he said, "Ok ok ok. "Just.. please.. no more choke hold." And I said, 'Ok hunks.' ... ... ... I've read in the internet social media that Actually I have a sister too Her name is Ms. Lalalia Li. I am my mom's only child So my sister must have a lady as her mom that I have never met So hunki li must have met My sister's mom Five years after he ran away from my mom and me What a not so nice man hunki li is And I am choosing my words nicely ... ... ... I want to meet my half sister And I want hunks to pay her and her mom The five years worth of child support ... ... ... "... this is not real... "..... this is a dream... "... I want out........ "...... please.... "...........I want to wake up............" ... ... ... Jokes are on you, hunki li //xD

A comedy story

~~ in humanology school ~~ Hi My name is hunki li And I am the principal of The humanology school 🏫 ... ... ... Hey boys If you want to remain in humanology school 🏫 You need to obey the humanology school 🏫 rules This is not democracy This is a dictatorship If you do not like the rules here Please feel free to leave And go somewhere else Thank you ... ... ... So Here are the rules ... No boys are allowed to wear Chemicals on their skins ... No lotions ... But You boys are allowed to Use shampoos and soaps When you take a bath ... You boys are also allowed To use Lip balm ... But It cannot be flavored And it cannot be colored ... Boys, You can only use Lip balm That is not colored And that is not flavored ... ... ... "... hey Mr Principal hunki li?" Yeah what? "... are there any girls in humanology school 🏫?" ... ... ... Didn't I say no dating until you turn 25 years old? "... uhh.." What's your name, boy? "... uhh..." Come here! What is your name? "...uhh.." Answer me! "... my ... name .. is...." Yes? "..... uhh..." Hmm? "... my name is hooli li. " I'm your son, mr hunki li." ... ... "Do you remember my mother? "A lady named Ms. Wula La? "You former girlfriend?" .. ... ... no... no way... .... ...... I was so careful.... .... I wore male contraceptives........ .... ...no.... this... can't be true... .. ....it's a conspiracy ...theory.... "Hey. It's okay. "It's all good, old man. "Why don't relax. "Take a good old man's nap. "Shh... sleep... it's all good now." ... ... ... ..... uhh... ... ... my school 🏫... "Shh.... sleep hunki li... " ..... ... uhh.. " //xD "

An amphibian story

~~ an amphibian story ~~ Hi everybody ... I heard that Some animal species ... Was it a reptile 🐢? Or a bird 🐦 ? Or a fish 🐟? ... There are very primitive animals ... Un evolved ... My name is Amphi Bian ... I'm very evolved ... I'm nuanced I'm subtle I'm strategic, tactful, diplomatic ... I know how to breathe Under the water 💧 I also know How to breathe In the open air ... ... ... The turtles 🐢 They involuntarily Tried to take over the hunki land Like Some primitive tribes Trying to be the successor Of Roman empire ... I'm amphibian It will be voluntary ... I'm intelligent ... I think I can persuade The hunks To voluntarily Sign This document ... You watch ... ... ... Hi hunks "... uhh.. " Hey- I got no scales or feathers I'm an amphibian "... ohh.." ... So I heard you hunks knelt down before some animals. "...yeah.." ... Ok. You like exercise and evolution, hunks? "...yeah.." ... Then take my amphibian hand Let us take it to the next level Of exercise and evolution ... Instead of kneeling on the ground How about Jumping off the ground? ... "...uhh.." You can do it, hunks! "... uhh.... ohh... yee.. yes... yessss! "... show me where to sign! "... I am sold." ... ... ... Welcome to the Amphibian Land ... Welcome to the Amphibianology School 🏫 🙃 ... The voluntary, peaceful succession plan Has been accomplished. It's done. ... ... ... Sleep 😴 hunki li... Shh........ It's okay now... ... We'll feed you with mosquito meats And occasional flying flies too ... But no flying saucers ... We haven't seen a ufo yet ... Just flying flies instead, hunki li //:-) ... You will be one of us now... ... Like... A nice Microwaved Plastic jarred Water 💧 boiled Mosquito soup ... How about that, hunki li? ... ... ... ".....whhhhaaaattt ?! " //xD

An animal story

~~ a bamboo story ~~ Hi everybody My name is bamboo rat 🐀 ... Who said bamboo panda 🐼 🤔 😳 🙄 😤 👀 Is better looking than me? ... ... ... Oh It was you hunki li Wasn't it? ... " uhh... " Yes or no? " no. I never said or thought of it. " my name is hunki li. "I'm a humanologist. "We're egalitarians. "We don't judge animals. "Thank You." ... ... ... Mm... ... mmm..... ... I think 🤔 😕 you're lying 🤥 🤔 😒 😐 😕 🙄 ... ... ... Ok hunki li. What's your species? Identify yourself, please. ".. uhh... my race is Asian and my ethnicity is Korean. And I'm male by gender. Straight adult. " Ok 👍 👌 🙆‍♀️ 🆗️ 🆒️ 👍 ok 👍 👌 🙆‍♂️ ... How old are you, hunki li? ... " i...I'm kinda old... im47..." ... Ok hunki li. You're kinda too old... But We always wanted A Korean male slave ... ... ... Now we got this hunki li for us ... ... ... You will eat bamboo with us And sing and dance for us Every day ... Hey everybody We got a Korean male slave with us The kpop hunki li Yes! Nice! We always wanted this! //:-D ... ... ... " well... I like bamboo food, but slavery? No way. The answer is no, thank you." ... Oh. Ok hunks humps. You got some kpop $ex appeal going on there. But no worries. I'm a female rat 🐀. "Oh. Ok. Thanks. //xD "

Another fun story

~~ three jews and hunki li ~~ Hey Mr. St. Peter. 'Hello Dr. Albert Einstein. ' Did you send hunki li to hell yet? 'No. I sent him to a library. ' Whaa-aat!? ... ... ... Where is that library located, Mr. St. Peter? Hell or heaven? 'Neither, Dr. Einstein. ' WHHHAAAAAA-----T?! 'Well the thing is, Dr. Albert Einstein, 'hunki li is not even dead yet. 'So I sent him to a library on planet earth instead 🌏 🌍 🌎 ' Mr. St. Peter. You are fired. You are not good at your job, Sir. 'Well. I don't work for you.' It doesn't matter. You're making excuses. ... "Hey you, Dr. Einstein. There you are." Oh. Good afternoon, Mr. Jesus. I was just telling Mr. St. Peter at the pearly gate that he was neglecting his sworn duty. "Dr. Enstein?" Yes, Mr. Jesus? "You can't talk $hit to my employees like that." ...oh I'm... sorry Mr. Jesus... I was just... "Just what, Dr. Einstein?" I just thought that hunki li should be sent to hell, that's all. "Look Dr. Einstein. 👀 "the hunki man 👨 is happy at the library. Just leave him alone. " Oh. ... ok one Mr. Jesus. Whatever you say... whatever you say..... ... .... ... [ //xD ]

A fun fiction

~~ an escape story ~~ Hi 👋 everybody 👋 ☺️ 😊 🤗 🙂 My name is Jio Gio I am a straight single male And I am an escapee From The Humanology school 🏫 ... ... ... ... .. . I met him... in person even... the hunks... ... ... The hunks... he's the principal of the school 🏫........... .... He told me... " Hey. Exercise and diet please. " Martial arts and continuing education and career development, thank you. " Mighty proud Future Leader. " .... ... ... So far , so good, I thought 🤔 ... But He the hunks He told me Before he let me go 🚶‍♂️ Off of his office 🏬 🏢 😌 ... " hey." And I said, 'Yes... sir... ?' ... "What's your name again?" 'Hello Mr Principal Hunks 'My name is Jio Gio //:-D ' .. ... ... "What is your age?" '... well.. that 🤔 😕 😳.. is.. none of your business...' ... " Ok ok Jio Gio. 👍 " just tell me. " three choices." ... ' Oh? ' ... " are you less than or equal to or more than.." '.. yes? ' ... " 25 years of age ? " ... ' Hey Mr Principal hunks.' " Yeah what." ' you didn't ask what my gender is.' " Well. Ok. What is it?" ... 'If I'm female, you can't ask my age.' "Ok." ' but if I'm male, you can ask my age.' ... "Look. I don't care what your gender is. " this is humanology school 🏫. " if you are under 25 years of age " no dating, period. " you don't like this rule?" ... ... ... " just walk out that door 🚪 " ... " I won't stop you " no one will stop you " from getting out of humanology school 🏫 " ... " we have open door policy " ... ... ... So I walked 🚶‍♂️ out of that place ... But I was a single straight male person ... I just did nor want to restrict My freedom ... " Hey man. ABSOLUTELY NO DATING TILL YOU TURN 25 YEARS OLD!!! NO WAY!!! " ... ... ... ....... oh kay... relax hunks... It's all cool 👌 😌 😉 ☺️ 🙂 Just sleep 😴 good 👍 👌 👏 ... ... sleep, old man hunks... ... ... .." ...NO DATING TILL 25!!!!!!!!!!" ..shh....shh... it's okay hunks... sleep 😴 💤 😑 ... .. .... //xD

A hypothetical //!-)

~~ two jews and hunki li ~~ Hi everyone My name is Dr. Albert Einstein ... 'Hello the world 'My name is Mr. Jesus Christ ' ... ... Mr. Jesus What should we do about this? 'Oh. You mean that man 'Who criticize us both?' Do you think he's antisemitic? 'Well.. I don't.. think.. so.. '... he's respectful to us, although he has some different opinions ' ... Hey Mr. Jesus. 'Yes, Dr. Einstein?' Between us, two jews I got an idea 'Which is?' ... Let us send this hunki li To hell 'Oh?' I mean.. A kind of hell Full of dry books 📚 Musty 📖 📕 📘 📗 📓 books ... 'Hey Dr. Einstein. ' Yes, Mr. Jesus? 'Let's ask him. Do you mind?' No, not at all. ... ... ... 'Ok, one Mr. hunki li. My name is Mr. Jesus Christ. 'you know Me.' "Yes Sir- Happy new year to You, Sir //:-D " .. '.. ok. And here is my fellow jewish person, Dr. Einstein.' "Oh. Hello, Dr. Einstein. " ... Ok Mr. hunki li. We have a proposition for you today. "Happy new year to You too, Dr. Einstein //:-D " Ok thanks Mr. hunki li. Now. We are proposing you To go to the library In eternity ... ... ... It may feel like an eternal hell 'Or an eternal heaven' So ... Yes 'Or no?' ... "Oh... the answer is yes! Absolutely 💯 " ... ... ... Ok Mr. Jesus. I think the case is settled. Let's send hunki li To the library And lock him up there In eternity... 'Alright, Dr. Einstein. 'he the hunki li 'he criticized both of us '... but.. I do not think that.. '... it was because he was antisemitic. ' Oh? ... '... in all honesty... '.. look. You Dr. Einstein. You're a scientist. Don't You have an open mind?' Well... when I used to be younger, yes. ... '... what if both You and I were wrong.. '..what if Mr. hunki li was right... '.. in his theories of criticizing Our Theories...' ... ... ... " //xD "