Lol and fun

~~ a midnight fantasy ~~ Hi everybody My name is Galileo Galilei .. I'm a humble astronomer Looking at stars Late at night All alone .. .. ... I did not invent telescope But I inherited it And I.... .... I improved it ... .. ... .. .. . .... . Then I saw Something That nobody saw before .. . .. It was not ufo That I saw . .. Just some other planets .. But I ... ...... I confess .. I was skeptical about My predecessor Mr copernicus ..... But My improved telescope 🔭 It showed evidence Supporting that theory ... .. .. " earth 🌎 revolves around the sun ☀️ " ... A very controversial idea 💡 🤔 🙄 😄 😕 Back then 1600s A.D. ... . .. So I didn't tell anyone 🤔 🙃 😕 🙂 😏 I kept the secret truth treasure .all to myself... ... .. " Mr Galileo, " please do martial arts and continuing education and career development 👏 🙌 👌 👍 " Welcome to humanology school 🏫 🙃 🙌 😄 " ... . ... Wa wa wa What was that?! ... What the %$#@ is humanology ?!@$^/=××+>] ... " Hi Mr Galileo Galilei " my name is hunki li //:-D " how nice to meet You 😃 😊 😀 😄 😁 😆 " ... ... ... .. .. .. let.... let me... let me .. out of here..... ... ...w h at i...is .. this... place.... ... " Welcome to humanology school 🏫 🙃 🙌 🙂 😄 🏫 🙃 " ... No.... no.... nooooooo....... ... ... ... ..... " //x-D "

A fun story

~~ an animal story ~~ Hi 👋 everybody ☺️ 😊 🤗 🙂 I am an Asian elephant 🐘 😌 ☺️ ... I am a vegetarian But I grow bigger than carnivores I live longer than them too ... Why and how 🤔😑😕😐😒🙄? It's because I am patient 😌 🙂 And I am peaceful ✌️ 😌 ☺️ 😊 🙂 🤗 ... Carnivores must learn from us ... ... ... How about you hunki li You must learn Our Nose martial arts style Yes? Ain't that right there hunki li. ... ... ... " well... I admire You can kick and punch with Your Elephantine Nose 👃 😄 " and fend off against carnivores like " tigers 🐅, snakes 🐍, leopards 🐆 " or You Cousins in Africa 🌍 fend off lions 🦁 😒 🙄 " I appreciate You Nose 👃 Martial arts style 😎 👌 🙌 😉 😀 ✨️ " ... Yeah hunks Join us Trunks clubs ... "... well... I'm no Pinocchio ... " ... I don't 👋 👎 know how to lie. .. "... I'm only... a human... so... excuse.. me.. 😃 😊 😀 😄 😁 😆 //!-) "

A midnight message, titled as "I Vs. S"

~~ Isolationism Vs Solitarism ~~ Welcome to humanology school 🏫 🙃 🙌 🙂 ... I'm a solitarist. It means that I prefer to being alone. I enjoy solitude. I'm not always against big government or mainstream majoritarian ideologies. If they're good, I'm ok with them. I pay tax, I shop in supermarket. I appreciate other people. Even if they disagree with me, When I meet them, I tolerate them. But, Whom some other people agree with me, I tremendously appreciate them. But, I still want to live alone In my house After I clock out of My Monday to Friday, 9 to 5 job But, I do want to keep my job I do not want to be Outside of the society I just want to be alone In my spare time. ... ... ... "Hi hunki li " I am an isolationist " I may be alone " or I may live with others " but " whether I live alone or I live with others " I or we must be isolated from " the mainstream society " the government " I or we think that " the outside world people are no good " that's why I or we must isolate myself or ourselves from the majoritarian government or society " in order to maintain my or our purity and cleanness." ... ... ... Hey look Love everyone Appreciate diversity and tolerate people who may be different from You Even some people who may as well very much be Quite difficult to understand 😕 ... ... ... " Ok hunki li. " Mighty proud Future Leaders 👌 🙌 👏 Martial arts and continuing education and career development 👏 🙌 👌 👍 😀 Exercise and diet Be ambitious ty

An an outsider (before correction of misspelling)

~~ as an outsider ~~ Hi 👋 everybody 👋 ☺️ 😊 🤗 🙂 We are space aliens 👽 Neutral 😐 🧓 🧒 🧑 😐 observers We are 👎 not spies 🕵️‍♂️ 🕵️‍♀️ ... We are extraterrestrial students 😀 🙌 In outer space ✨️ 😌 😎 alien 👽 ✨️ school 🏫 ... We were assigned a school project A space ✨️ 👌 😌 home 🏡 work ... Our space alien 👾 👽 ✨️ 🍵 ☕️ 🫖 🧋 teachers told us To 📸 📷 🖼 🤳 pick an earth 🌎 human subject Which is the weirdest 😕 😳 😐 🤔 The strangest ... So we picked A human Known As The brain washer The gas lighter ... Ok Mr hunki li How do you wash 🤔 brains ... What do you use ... Bleach? Detergent? Bar soap? Shampoo? Conditioner? ... " Hi 👋 ☺️ 😊 🤗 " Hey 👋 😏 ☺️ 😌 🙂 ✨️ " personal hygiene is a good 👍 👌 😌 👏 ☺️ 🙌 thing " so wash Your own beautiful selves " I, hunki li, wash my own humble self. " You, Future Leaders, wash Your Selves please. " Happy 😊 😃 😀 😄 😁 personal hygiene day //:-D "

Something random lol

~~ a funny fiction ~~ Hi everybody My name is hunki li I am a retired dictator ... I don't have energy to tolerate People who object I tell them The disagreers Please leave me ... I want to be surrounded by People Who Say Only Yes To Me Nowadays ... As a teacher of humanology school Students are expected to Sit there And Be Quiet And Silent And Obedient ... ... ... Welcome to humanology school 🏫 🙃 🙌 🙂 ... " //:-o " ... //xD

A nice narrative 👌 👍 👏 😀 🙂 😄 👌

~~ an animal story ~~ Hi 👋 everybody 👋 ☺️ 😊 🤗 🙂 My name is Chantalina I am a human princess 👸 ... I know a secret 😏 😉 ... Ladies 🚺 👩 🧍‍♀️ 👩‍🦱 And gentlemen 🚹 👨 🧍‍♂️ 👨‍🦱 hunki li is Actually A mannequin 🤡 🐠 ... Or perhaps hunki li is a space alien 👾 👽 🤔 🙄 😏 😳 ... But What if hunki li is a frog 🐸 🤔 😳 😕 😐 ... These days I don't trust amphibians Why? They're ambiguous What I mean is It's like... Pick a side ... Do you live in a land 🤔 👀 😕 😏 🙂 😀 or in a water 💧 Amphibiously ambiguous ... Is 🐎 the ambiguous amphibian also ambitious ? Perfect perfume came from the water 💧 land mountain ⛰️ ... ... ... What I am trying to say to you people is that 😕 🤷 😐 😕 🤔 😳 😒 👧 👩‍👧 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 👨‍👧‍👧 ... Perhaps it is not safe to touch A wild animal It may have some parasites or germs ... So when you see a hunki frog 🐸 👀 😏 😒 😳 😐 Or a hunki space alien 👾 👽 🤔 😉 Or a hunki zombie 🧟‍♂️ Or a hunki mannequin 🤡 🐠 ... Keep a 🚗 🚘 🏎 🚕 certain distance from it ... Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you understand what I mean? Know what I am saying 😌😏🙂 ? " yeeess. Of coursseee. "Martial arts 🥋 🎨 👌 🙌 "Continuing education and career development 👏 🙌 👌 👍 🙏 "Mighty proud Future Leaders 👌 🙌 👏 "How nice "How awesomeness 👌 👏 👍 " //:-D "

A midnight express

~~ from outer space ~~ Hi 👋 You earthlings ... I'm a space alien 👾 👽 ✨️ I'm from a planet Not consonant But vowel ... My name is Woo Ahh Eeh Yaa Ohh Ok 👍👌🙆‍♂️🆗️🆒️👍ok 👍 👌 🙆‍♀️ ... ... ... So observed ... Yeah A good human ... That person eats Ramen noodles 🍜 How nice ... The person practices Mantis style martial arts Oh How Nice ... ... ... Join us hunki li These days You don't talk to Earth 🌎 🌏 🌐 🌍 entities We noticed From outer space ✨️ ... ... ... So Join us To Planet praying mantis Please Hmm? 😒 🤔 😒 🤔 😒 " Martial arts and continuing education and career development ty mighty proud Future Leaders 👌 👏 🙌 🙏 //!-D "