Whh

~~ how dare he ~~ Omg hunki li Did u just came to my account Looked at my photos And commented, "Not hunki related " ?! ... "Yes" ... Look hunki I took photos with my local buddies I am sorry that I did not put a caption "Hunki 4 2024" On that photo?! ... ... ... It's all about u hunki li, isn't it.. "..." What hunki li U expect us to think about u 24/7? Hmm? "..." ... ... ... Like, we can't be allowed to hang out And take photos Without thinking about u hunki li? "..." ... ... ... Or else what? U gonna block us? Hmm? "..." ... ... ... I'm done with this crazy creep U know what hunki li I'm gonna block ya Before u block me Why? "..." My life is mine I m not urs I m sick n tired of u Trying to control my life "..." U hunki li I won't vo53 4 u "..." N u r vlock3t ... ... ... Bye bye hunki li It's been fun Now Get out of h3r3 " //x-o "

Oh.

~~ a night with hunki li ~~ Hi Hey U know who this is ... Yeah It's me Huqui li Hunki li's secret wife A lover of his life ... ... ... My honey hubby hunki li He sounds so innocent But By now U know he's a dirty man ... ... ... He's 45 years old And there have been About Two dozen kind n generous Ladies Including myself Who have got in bed with this old man I'm just one of them The most recent one to be exact ... ... ... So The question is How is it like To be in bed with this man, hunki li? Well ... ... ... I married him a month ago On my 25th birthday I met him 7 years ago On my 18th birthday And I saved my virginity for him ... ... ... The honeymoon night When I gave my precious previous virginity to him It was like... Hunki came in a fraction of a second Like Too... soon.. Then he went limp And he fell asleep ... I was like When is my turn? I want to experience Organic @rgasm too But his male instrument went limp Like Right away ... So The next thing I did I rubbed my private part All over his naked body It's not necrophilia Hunki's not dead He's merely asleep ... I just rubbed my naked body All over his sleeping naked body And I got my big "O" that night ... It did indeed feel like I was making love to A hunki li's body He was not dead But he was unconscious Sleeping But ... I guess When I was doing it I am positive He was having a dream of his life time How do I know? Well I noticed that Even when he was asleep He was kinda getting wet still I felt it ... What a shameless husband that I have //xD //!-)

Yep

~~ so... ~~ This guy He has a hat Scarf Pillow Bed Blanket ... "Hey I am sorry ok "But I earned it "I worked my butt off ok?" ... No hunki U got lucky U got inheritance ... Well Half n half ok Not gonna lie to ya ... My parents did indeed help me financially When I was in college But I also studied so hard to earn scholarship I also worked in Wisconsin supermarket For a year To get in state resident tuition rate ... Back in 1997 Madison Wisconsin W h en I first came back to America It was a very difficult time I was 19 years old ... But Fond memories Blue gills No bag limit I caught the blue gills fish Very yummy n healthy fish //:-D

Oh well

~~ spider movie appreciation ~~ Ok ok ok ... I made campaign sign Myself Low budget With help of my Friends .. Spider man Made his Halloween costume himself With Help of his Friends ... Shoe strings budget I get it ok ... Hey Friends You will be future Leaders So Continue to learn n explore Be adventurous After U learn martial arts ok U have to learn martial arts first Before u get out there ok Ok? Ok? Ok? ... U better listen n obey me Ok?

Yeah yeah?

~~ a question.. or some more ~~ Hunki li? "Yes?" Do U touch ur self when u think about me? "..." ... Do U know what my gender race age is? "..." Do U want to know? "..." Do U even care to know about me? ... .. . Hunki li? "Yes?" Do U know what my name is? "..." Oh hunki ... Really? "I mean, I have to protect Your privacy and identity. Look. There are very bad people in the internet and social media. Like cyber criminals. Very bad ones. So learn martial arts n strengthen Your body and mind and spirit. " ... " I do love You like Ur parents and teachers. So do exercise and diet and push-ups and sit-ups n martial arts n running. Be strong and smart and talented and very powerful and successful. Be the leaders. Mighty proud of You Friends 👏 🥰 💛 "

... yum.... yum?

~~ the hunki soup ~~ Do U love veggies? I hope U do Veggie soup Full of vitamins and minerals and fibers It's delicious too ... I, hunki li, Cook veggie soup In Water Plastic jar Microwave ... Very healthy And very yummy //:-D

Oh. Ok hunki

~~ answer is yes ~~ Hunki daddy? "Yes?" I'm 25 years young Lady U r 45 years old man We are in a romantic relationship "Yes?" ... Do you love it When I call you daddy? "Yes?" R u kinky, hunki? "..." I mean- Does it make you horny When I call you daddy? Hmm? "..." ... Hunki daddy? "Yes?" Do you like the fact that I'm 20 years younger than you? "Yes?" Does my youthful youth Make you horny, hunki daddy? "..." ... Hunki daddy? "Yes?" Do you love me? "Yes?" Do you want to sleep with me? "..." Yes? "Well in that case, please learn martial arts n focus on education and career development ty love ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 "

Oh. That. Of course. No problem.

~~ Ramen n hunki ~~ Hey look Look at this Asian man He eats it.. Dry Ramen noodles He's 2 lazy 2 cook it He's eating it raw With his chopsticks Look at him ... .. . "Ok. "How about you westerners "You eat sugar fat stuff ok?" ... .. . Look at him An Asian man Dry Ramen noodle Chopsticks Look at him ... .. . "Look and learn "How healthy Ramen noodle is "Lean n clean "Zero sugar Zero fat "Ok? "Learn from Asians "Thank You " ... ... ... //!-)

Wha... wha th..

~~ happy Halloween 🎃 ~~ Hey happy Halloween kids Welcome To hunki li's house ... Ramen noodles Dry Chopsticks ... //:-D

Learn it... it.. ok ty

Learn martial arts ok ty

Happy Halloween theme

~~ how he cooks ~~ Hunki li Is cooking His pizza In a plastic jar In a microwave He added water Hunki li Water pizza ... I.... I'm sorry I have to block him I can't.. I just can't Watch A good pizza In microwave In plastic jar Water No ... Hunki li U must go to prison for this offense ... No sane person Boil a good pizza In a plastic jar In Water In microwave ... Hunki li U r going to jail for this offense Ok? ... I'm like.. How dare u... ... Look at him.. He is eating Water boiled Plastic jar pizza With his chopsticks Oh No ... So un American ... Let's send him back to Asia We do not want This blasphemous Asian species In America ... Hunki li? "Yes?" U r out " //:-o "

Oh. Ok

~~ he is mine ~~ Hi I'm hunki li's new girlfriend A 25 years young lady ... It is a monogamy Hunki li is mine and mine only ... I let hunki li Touch me Every where ... Hunki whispers in my ears Gently and softly "I love you" ... I let him do it Like Making love Adult entertainment activities I let him I give him my consent and permission I let him pleasure me ... And the question is Is he good at it? Is he any good? The question is Is hunki li A good lover? ... Like Am I satisfied As a beautiful and gorgeous Lady Am I happy Being Hunki li's girlfriend? ... Well I'll be honest with ya all ... Hunki li He comes too fast Then he falls asleep I'm like... When is my turn? ... Would I ever get it? Would I ever experience The adult entertainment excitement The funny moment The organic very good feeling Hmm? //:-o //:-/ //:-| //:-[ "Yes You will, my dearest- "I promise- "I'll make You come tomorrow morning "First thing in the morning "Good night Sweetheart love love ❤️ "

I knew it

~~ I knew it ~~ Hi I'm 25 years young lady Hi ... I knew it Hunki n I We used to be friends ... Now We are more than friends We are in a romantic relationship Like Boyfriend and girlfriend kinda You know what I mean? It's... very.. monogamous... ... I knew I knew I knew that One fine day Hunki n I Would be More than friends I knew it ... Yeah //:-D

Ha pi pi pi pi.. hAp pp.. ppp...

~~ oh... no.. ~~ Hunki li's Halloween costume //:-D ... .. . Hunki li Is a 45 years old man He is about to retire .. . So All he can do for a Halloween is .. He drags his drag queen feet To da Fridge .. To grab .. Goat cheese That His charity people perhaps Bought from Walmart A year ago ... .. . Then He Grabs his goat cheese And His cellphone camera And he... he.. ... Eats it N Films it As he eats it ... It... It.. He eats it.. ... Alone ... Look at him... How pathetic And miserable ... .. . "Happy Halloween, Friends 🎃 🤪 😋 😜 ♥️ 🙂 "

Ha... happ... happppp..pee hallo...Halloween..

~~ ok listen ~~ Hunki li I am a parent of my 7 years young lady I am a straight single mother And I am a very beautiful single Lady I am 43 years young Just two years younger than u hunki li ... .. . I stole my 7 years young daughter's Cellphone About A month ago In the middle of night ... .. . Then there was you hunki li Talking to my 7 years young daughter Lat3 at night .. . So I let my daughter sleep I turned off her phone And I Came Back To my Own bedroom And ... .. I looked up your name hunki li In my own cellphone .. .. And I Was Intrigued ... What a popcorn man Hunki li is ... .. I want to date him He shall take me to a movi3 th3ater And buy me Th3at3r quality pop corns And w3 shall watch this movi3 tog3th3r And w3 shall Fall In lov3 ... Happy Halloween 🎃 🤪 😜 😋 ♥️ 💓 🎃

Oh no, ho on, hunki sell out scene

~~ yes ~~ Hey Citizens Thank You for calling us Federal agencies Yes ... We r u.s. Marshals Fbi Cia Secret service Federal agents ... Yeah We know about this guy In Alaska A loser man Named Hunki li He's running for u.s prez right? We know ... Hunki li He is stupid But I assure you He is harmless We did background check on him Long time ago ok ... Hunki li He's an Asian male Very stereotypical Just a need geek Playing with mathematics ... I assure you Hunki li is stupid A geek in Alaska He is not a criminal Hunki li is just an Asian geek He is just a loser But he has a job Hunki li He is a law abiding citizen A hard working person Ok? ... We know hunki li He loves police officers We appreciate that about hunki li ... We, Federal agents We got some soft spot for hunki li We think that This person Named hunki li Is Quite Cute He once offered bottles of water When we came to town We remember that occasion ... We were like... What a good person Hunki li is ... A bottle of water ? Offered to us? ... Best bribery In a century ... Hunki li You get a free pass Carter Blanche Ok? What a lovely hunki li- //!-D

Fbi

~~ help ~~ Hunki li Please relax ... We r merely trying to help u We care about u hunki li That's why we r surrounding u like this ... .. . We r fbi agents Ok? Relax Come with us To federal prison ... .. . Hunki li U will meet ur friends there We know u've been very lonely In Alaska Of all places All these years ... .. . Hunki li U pay federal Income taxes Every year We As federal government employees We r very grateful to ya Yeah ... .. . So we we Fbi agents Want to take good care of u hunki li In federal prison U don't have to cook in microwave No more veggies soup Ok? ... .. . In federal prison We have culinary artists They will wonderfully cook Bacon sausage eggs potatoes yes Oh hunki li U won't be alone anymore U will b surrounded by friends In federal prison ... .. . Sweet dreams hunki li Happy Halloween hunki li //%-D //:- //: //#------[ //@-------/ //:-------0

A midnight express

~~ questions ~~ Hunki li? "Yes?" ... ... ... You know I'm 7 years young? "Yes?" ... ... ... Is it correct that You don't know what my gender is? "Yes?" ... ... ... You know my parents are fbi agents? "Yes?" ... ... ... Hunki li? "Yes?" My parents and I care for u And we shall send fbi agents To ur house To escort to a federal prison R u ok with that? "Yes?" ... ... ... Cuz we r concerned about ur diet U cook in microwave In plastic jar Veggi3 soup We r concerned of ur health "Yes?" ... ... ... So in federal prison They will serve u Bacon and eggs and Toast with butter Good meals Thrice a day We want u hunki 2 b healthy N u want b able to Drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes In prison It's a drug rehab 4 u hunki li ... ... ... Just admit that Hunko is a pedo Then we shall solve All ur problems In federal prison ... Sounds like a deal? Hunki li? ... ... ... "I deny those charges." ... Excuse me? ... "I am a writer. I write novels. Fictions. They are not real. They are meant to make you laugh. " ... .. . "If I failed to make you laugh "I'm sorry." ... .. . "Even worse "If I offended you "Well "In that case "I apologize "Ok?" ... .. . "But "For those "Who are avant-garde and geniuses "Who understand my arts "You will be the Leaders of the future " //:-D " ... ... ... Ok gals n guys Hunki li has no sign of remorse Let's put him in prison Let him learn a lesson After all In jail He'll meet his kinda people The dirty ones ... ... ... Hunki was so alone After we put him in jail He'll be surrounded by his brothers Same kind of dirty ones So He'll be happy there ... ... ... But We don't want hunki 2 b happy Do we? ... .. . Change of plan Quick Let hunki suffer In the real world As a law abiding citizen ... Like he hunki li Painstakingly Abide by the speed limit ... He tolerate all these people Being rude to him ... Hunki li Is living in hell already ... Let hunki li Suffer from The living hell Forever And ever! ... .. . //:-o //:-0 //:-O ... //x-o //x-0 //x-O ... //:-/ //:-I //:-[

Happy Halloween //:-)

~~ hunki li's weakness ~~ Cheesy cheetos corn chips A midnight snacking Happy Halloween Learn martial arts Focus on education and career development Learn to work, study and rest Exercise and diet And have fun safely Love Ya //:-D

.....

~~ this guy ~~ Hi hunki li- "Welcome welcome //:-D " Hi I am a 7 years young boy I know you prefer to talking to a lady As u r a straight man I know ok hunki li? "..." ... ... ... So My question is Before that My observation is You really like Baby veggies ... ... ... I saw your photos Of vegetable soup In plastic jar Water boiled In microwave ... ... ... Then I looked more closely And found out All these veggies are babies ... ... ... Baby carrots Baby potatoes Baby tomatoes Baby mushrooms Baby cucumbers Baby bamboo shoots Baby brocollis Baby cauliflower ... ... ... You prefer Baby veggies To adult veggies How do you explain that, hunki li? "..." Like I told ya before Both my parents are fbi agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully They are monitoring Our conversation Right here Right now "..." ... ... ... And you are talking to me Late at night In social media When u r in ur bed Ok? ... ... ... Me thinks that My parents and I Have gathered Enough evidence To Put U In federal prison For a very long time ... ... ... Happy Halloween hunki li- Been a pleasure For real //:-l //:-$ //:-{ //:-[ //:-#

Oh. Ok . Of course

~~ ok ~~ Hey look If it is Your birthday Happy birthday I am happy for You I'm glad You are born I am glad You are here with me Absolutely, You are great You are amazing and awesome and fantastic ... But In social media Don't say to that It is Your birthday Or It is Your Friend's birthday Or it is Your family member's birthday ... "Hey hunki. Say happy birthday for my brother's sister's son's granddaughters in law. What do you say hunki li? "Sing happy birthday day for my remote relative ok hunki li?" ... Ok. I will... ... Happy birthday day to You Happy birthday day to You ... Happy birthday day to "my brother's sister's son's granddaughters in law" ... Happy birthday to You ... ... ... Ok hunki li You did well ... Your singing Was not Up to out high Musical standard ... ... ... Your costume? You wear Alaskan Walmart hoodies Chinese sweat pants Bangladesh yellow t shirt Ok? Hunki li U r a substandard an American ... I think we Americans Must Deport This substandard American male His name is hunki li ... Hunki li ... "yes?" ... Pick a country in Asia You are being Deported from America. ... China? North Korea? South Korea? Japan? Taiwan? Philippines? Indonesia? Malaysia? Hmm? Cambodia? Vietnam? ... "I pick Java island. "I don't drink coffee "But I love Java programming language. "I choose Indonesia "Thank You " //:-D "

Let's say what it needs to be said ok ty

~~ hamas n hunki ~~ Hamas n hunki We agree that lgbt is bad We agree that tattoo n piercing r bad ... ... ... But Hamas Look You and I hunki disagree on some other points Ok ... Look I don't kill people just I disagree with them Ok ... ... ... Do you know what I do When I disagree with people? Hamas? ... ... ... I just block them In social media Cuz I don't have time for those people I'm busy Ok? ... ... ... So I have this luxury Ok If you say anything I dislike I will block you in social media Ok You better be very careful Ok? Or else you will be very sorry ... I love both Israel and Palestine I love all people Ok So ... Peace on earth please Ok Or else I will come And teach you a lesson Ok?

Oh.

Precious Friends Learn martial arts today Ok Or else I will block You ty

Oh?

~~ I married him ~~ One yesterday On my 18th birthday No It was my 21st birthday Cuz ... ... ... We got wedded Hunki n I ok But In our honeymoon hotel room He fell asleep ... ... ... So I was like This dysfunctional husband You can't function as a husband man I went to a bar ok ... ... ... And voila I got tons of attention from All these men Ok My hubby hunki li is sleeping He is 2 old 2 satisfy my needs I'm 21 years young N hunki is 45 years old He is just sleeping I'm like... ... ... ... I see many guys Who find me very attractive I know ... ... ... So The question is Should I go back to The honeymoon hotel room With hunkili And wait until he wakes up And makes love to me tomorrow ... ... ... Or ... these younger guys... they got more muscle than hunki... I dunno I just want to be entertained In my honeymoon N hunki is asleep He is not entertaining me Ok? ... ... ... So My recommendation? Don't marry hunki li He's limp And drunk Smoked Social media'ed He can't function As a man As a husband Don't marry him Ok Ty " //xD "

In my opinion

~~ I think ~~ I think Gaza strip should become a part of israel. We can't allow that degree of violence to happen again. Hamas will be dissolved. Gaza will be under military control by Israel. I'm sorry about this but this needs to happen. We can't let criminals and their supporters go unpunished. Ps: nah. I'm tired of this war. Let's forgive and forget. I call for truce and cease fire. Ps: we should focus on getting back hostages and peace plan.

In all my honesty

I'm so sorry ps:I mean I'm sorry about wars. But they will get better. I am optimistic ok ty

A hypothetical

~~ what is humanology ~~ Humanology is a new school of thought A new standard A new ethics A new science And even a new religion ... ... ... You have some good things to teach us? Come. You want to learn something new from us? Come. Ok? ... ... ... You don't have to be academic You can be artistic or musical But You will have to have something Meaningful And something educational Constructive Optimistic Positive And futuristic Forward looking You have to bring to the table Something with good content Something creative ... And you better be a very good looking person Cuz Hunki has a rather high standard When it comes to Human aesthetics Ok? "... I am so outta here. F**k hunki f&&&ing li. F*** him. Sh%%. Go to /<#ing hell, hunki li. Burn in hell. Ok?" Well, ok. Hypothetically, let's sat I, hunki li, is in hell now. Let us say hello to my fellow inmates here. ... ... ... Hello Mr. Albert Einstein Hello Mr. Karl Marx Hello Mr. Sigmund Freud Hello Mr. ....... Uhh.... ... ... ... Mr. Jesus? Are You with us in hell? Are You with us still? Where are You, Mr. Jesus? Did You abandon us, kindest Sir? ... ... ... "Hey you hunki li in hell. You $ick $hit. Do not interrupt me when I'm having a good time in heaven. Ok." ... ... ... A question for You Mr. Jesus. "Make it quick, you $ick $hit @$$ Asian male of 45 years old bald losing his $hit hair!" ... ... ... Ghingiskan, Napoleon, Alexander, Ceasars, Cyrus, Hitler, Ramses, Nero, Nebugadnezzar, All those emperors who engaged wars. Where are they? I mean, I am in hell with these nerdy boys. I don't see any of those historic celebrities down here with me now. ... ... ... Are they Up there with You, Mr. Jesus? Like, celebrities' club? Celestial bodies in the sky? Hmm?

Lucky lucky

~~ lovely lovely ~~ Hunki li married me Only yesterday As soon as I turned 18 As if He's been waiting and salivating Oh my ... ... ... I mean Hunki li must have been Watching me For years Like since I was a sweet sixteen years young lady That's..... how embarrassing ... ... ... But After all is said and done Hunkie li married me Yesterday On my 18th birthday All is good now //:-) ... ... ... Hunki li My hubby I gave him my virginity last night Hunki daddy was very gentle with me And he loves my legs ... ... ... Hunki daddy loves me everywhere Hunki li is a selfish greedy old man He's like... 45 years old And he loves the fact that I'm 18 years young Ohh.... He's like... ... ... ... Hunki daddy He touches me everywhere Legally and morally From what I've heard He's been fantasizing about me For years and years Oh my //:-o //:-0 //:-O //:-< //!-/ //!-[ //x-0 //!-0

Lovely lovely

~~ lucky lucky ~~ Hey I think Hunki fell in love with me He got lucky Cuz I just turned 18 an hour ago ... ... ... Had hunki fallen in love with me Two hours ago When I was still 17 years young It would have been an illegal wishes Immoral desires Like Hunki bad Hunko pedo stuff Right? ... ... ... But now that I am a legal adult 18 years young Yes hunki li Say that you love me You can love me all you want Legally and morally Cuz I am a lady And I'm ready for you And your love //:-D

No kunki no plz ok

~~ a campaign promise ~~ Look When I'm president I'm gonna have fun with prisoners ... ... ... 1 by 1 I will put this criminal In a cage With A Lion ... ... .. Next prisoner criminal You are in a cage with A Tiger ... ... ... They are all males in prison Ok Meet my Alaskan Friend Female Grizzly ... ... ... When I'm u.s prez There will be no more crimes Every one will know Martial arts Ok America will b safe under my watch .. .. .. But These criminals and homeless people in prison I will have them filmed And broadcast ... ... ... Like Roman empire Coliseum Gladiator I will have them Fight wild animals in the cage ... I will make prison Pay for itself I will make tons of money With criminals and homeless people I'll film The interaction Between wild beasts And these worthless humans I'll make billion dollars with this ... ... ... //:-0 //:-$ //:-x //:-% //:-@ //:-[ //:-& //:-/ //:-! //:-(

Oh no...hunki no..

~~ when I'm president ~~ An idea. There are inmates in prison Under capital punishment I got an idea ... When I'm president of America I wanna have some fun with them I will put them one by one In a cage With A hungry And angry Grizzly ... ... ... I will have them film What happens next And I will have them sell The footage And we will make money In prison that way ... ... ... //:-o //×-0 //:-( //:-< //:-[ //:-{ //:-/ //:-! //:-+ //:-# //:-¿ //:-I //:-i Ps: Happy Halloween 🎃 🤪 😜

A scary story //:-)

~~ welcome ~~ To the hunki land ... ... ... People will start To disappear One by one ... ... ... In the hunki land There is no disobedience No such a thing ... ... ... In the hunki land There is no bad things There are only good things ... ... ... In the hunki land Everyone smiles Everyone is happy ... ... ... Why? It's because Everyone obeys him ... ... ... //:-D ... ... ... //:-o //x-O //:-[ //:-{ //:-# //x-\ //;-| Noooooo......nooo hunki nooooo....!!!!!!!!! ps: Happy Halloween, please learn martial arts before you go to parties, be safe and enjoy //:-)

Hunki what r u eating or earning?!

Recipe: Plastic jar Water Tofu Green leaves Baby tomatoes Microwaved ... Welcome to the hunki home cooking Very healthy cheap eas7 yum quick //:-D

Love love always yes //:-)

~~ a love story ~~ Friends Hunki land is a very difficult place to be It's like army boot camp Obstacle course Heavy training ground ... So please feel free to take a break And get away from here I understand ... But As a graduate As an alumnus of humanology college Please do feel free to visit me After perhaps couple of years or decades ... Tell me about Your success story Tell me about Your kids, grandkids I'll still be here As always I'll always be here for You to return to ... Why? Cuz I love You //:-)

Ahh?

~~ amm.. ammm... ~~ All these people who do labor union stikes, I do not think they are patriots. I think they're selfish bastards. I do not support people who refuse to work. I think they should all go to jail. I do not support labor union strikes You do not like what I say? ... Vote for Trump or Biden then. ... Hunki li is all about strength and diligence and discipline You are too weak for that? Then vote for your kind. Biden n Trump. It's your choice Ok? Thank You ... Don't get me wrong I love this place That's why i live here In a country called... am... amm.. //!-)

Ok hunki li

~~ how to bribe hunki li ~~ Cheesy cheetos corn chips From Walmart That is hunki li's weakness ... ... ... Hunki li will kneel down to U And worship U for it Hunki li is cheap ... ... ... How about Baskin Robbins walnut vanilla ice cream? Oh... Hunki li shall melt before Ur eyes ... ... ... Kentucky fried chicken? Hunki li shall get deep deeply fir3d yes ... ... ... McDonald's French fried? Oh... hunki li shall surrender ... ... ... ... Burger King double whopper Without cheese without mayonnaise Oh.. hunkie is salivating ... ... ... In and out hamburger Double double With raw onions ? Hunki li? Ohh... Hallelujah Amen God bless California 🙌 🙏 ❤️ 💖 ✨️ //:-D

Three wise men

~~ three mathematicians ~~ 'Tis the season 2024, January 1st Riemann hypothesis is proven And published In vixra ... ... ... "Ok. Who on earth is this guy?" "What's his name again?" "It's like.. huh... huh... huhn.. dude, I can't even pronounce his name without being a racist" "Yeah his name sounds very racist" "It's huhnki " ... ... ... "So. What are we gonna do with this dude?" "Well, we can invite him to join us. We can give him honorary doctoral degree and join our faculty as a math professor. " "I don't think that's necessary. Look. He's a lawyer. Probably he makes more money than we do. He does not need our charity. No need." " but imagine what he can do if he's a math professor like us. He can learn and teach a lot in math." ... ... ... "But, he may get jaded and bored with math if it is his job. Let's not kill the goose who lay golden eggs as in Aesop's tale. Let him be. Let him continue to be an amateur mathematician and continue to produce good results." "But I want to hang around him." "Dude, you have no idea who he is." "What do you mean?" "Let me tell ya" ... ... ... "I did some research on him." "Ok? ... tell us." "Hunki li, he's 45 years old straight man. He takes 5 minutes breaks every 5 minutes. He can't give a lecture in a classroom without his cigarette breaks." "Ohh... I see now... our college is a smoke free campus.." "That's right. " ... ... ... "I got an idea. He can be an off campus professor. Using Zoom Meetings. " "Again, you don't know who he is." "Again, what do you mean this time?" ... ... ... "Hunki li loves Young ladies. So if he becomes a professor, he may seduce young ladies in campus. Scandalous. We can't let that happen. " "Oh. ... that.." "Oh my." ... ... ... //-0 //xP //xD